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horse-sense-is-the

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

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i-never-vote-for

I never vote for anyone I always vote against.

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reminds-me-of-my

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

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